At first glance we assumed that Stevie was a European boy.
Hard to say why – unless it’s those piercing blue eyes that every young man east of the river Oder seems to have.
But no, our Stevie is as American as apple pie – hardly surprising given that he hails from the middle of the Bible Belt.
But what is, of course, surprising in that case is why he wants to get into porn.
“That’s easy”, he tells us when we call up his cell phone.
“For years I’ve been listening to our pastor, twice a day every Sunday, saying how we were put here on Earth to make the best use of our talents and to seize every opportunity we can.
“And that’s exactly what I’ve done.”
But isn’t Stevie worried, given all the everyday homophobia in that part of the US, that there won’t be a very positive reaction (to put it kindly) if his neighbours find out what he’s been up to?
“Heck, no!”, he responds.
“For years the pastor’s been saying that the internet’s just a tool of the Devil that drags anyone who uses it down to an eternity in the hellfire – so, as far as I know, no one in our town’s even got a computer.”
For now, we left Stevie in ignorance.
But we could, if we’d wanted, have given him a big shock.
Because, just out of interest, we looked up our records to see if there were any HMBoys members in Stevie’s town.
And, you’ve guessed it – the only one that came up was a guy who put “Rev.” in front of his name.
