It’s like face-fucking a watermelon!

I picked up this hot toy boy curbside. He wasn’t too sure just how big my dick was, so I had to show him some proof right in the car. I just wanted to make sure I would at least fit into his mouth before taking him home and expand into other areas, like his tight ass!

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Don’t leak on my couch!

Dude, I won’t let you come to California so you can surf and crash my couch. You’ll just have to ride my dick with your tight little ass instead! I’m not sure if you’ll find my cock as comfortable as my couch at first, but I’m sure it’ll grow into you just fine!

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Gonna be like yoga for your ass!

If you’re into yoga, then I have something guaranteed to stretch you out. My big black dick will get you into all kinds of weird and pleasurable positions. I mean, this thing will realigning all of your chakras, right from your tight asshole!

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One dick in your ass is better than two in the bush!

That throbbing thick black cock of mine was begging to get out and dig into some ass so I took it the park! It sniffed out this birdwatcher staring me down, thinking he may have found a peacock. He got cock alright when I stuffed his tender ass!